MEMETICS
// THE BUSINESS EFFICIENCY AUDIT

5 hours back.
Or free.

Running without systems is the expensive option. The audit finds the 5+ hours a week you're already paying for — and prescribes the exact tools that stop the drain. You keep the report either way.

Apply for the Audit See how it works →

Application required · 4 open slots at a time.
45-min discovery · written report in 3 business days.
Vendor-neutral. You own every login.

// THE GUARANTEE

5 hours back. Or free.

If the audit can't find at least 5 reclaimable hours a week in your business, you pay nothing — and you keep the written report.

45-min discovery call · written report in 3 business days · 30-min review · vendor-neutral, you own every login

// 01 — WHERE THE WEEK GOES

Six leaks drain almost every service business.

A few minutes at a time, all day, every day. None of it shows up on a P&L — it shows up as a week you can't get to the bottom of.

Missed & mishandled calls3–6 hrs/wk
Manual follow-up2–5 hrs/wk
Quoting & estimates2–4 hrs/wk
Scheduling back-and-forth1–3 hrs/wk
Invoice & review chasing1–3 hrs/wk
Copy-paste admin2–4 hrs/wk

The audit names your leaks, your hours, and the exact off-the-shelf tool that plugs each one.

// 02 — HOW IT WORKS

Three steps. No proposal theater.

01 — APPLY

Two minutes.

Name, phone, email. I review every application myself. Same-business-day answer — accepted or not.

02 — DISCOVERY

45-minute call.

We walk a normal busy day and find where the time leaks. Written report within 3 business days.

03 — REVIEW

Your call.

We walk the report in 30 minutes. You decide what gets installed and who installs it. The report is yours either way.

what the report contains
leak named, in your words
hours/week measured, not estimated on a slide
severity ranked — what bleeds most goes first
the patch named tool, real price, who owns the login
you own it install it yourself or hire anyone you want
// 03 — ELIGIBILITY

Not every business gets in.

Four open audits at a time — that's how the report lands in 3 business days, every time. When slots are full, applications queue.

YOU'RE A FIT IF

  • Service business in Orlando / Kissimmee / Central FL
  • Owner-operated, roughly 2–20 people
  • Real manual pain — missed calls, cold quotes, admin
  • Ready to act inside 90 days

I'LL DECLINE IF

  • Curiosity about AI with no real hours to recover
  • You want a custom app before a diagnosis
  • Nothing manual left to reclaim
  • Enterprise procurement hunting an "AI partner"
// 04 — WHO RUNS IT

Run by a cybersecurity operator, not a marketer.

I spent years finding vulnerabilities in critical infrastructure. Same discipline, new target: the leaks in your week. I don't resell software and take no affiliate cuts — the report names the tools, you own every login.

Read the full story →

MARKENZY PIERRE M.S. CYBERSECURITY SECURITY+ CYSA+ CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE D1 ATHLETE · SYRACUSE RUNS A 13-0 PRO BOXER'S BUSINESS OPS ORLANDO / KISSIMMEE, FL
// 05 — APPLY

Apply for the audit.

Name, phone, email. That's it — I'll have an answer to you by end of business day, accepted or not.

Four open audit slots at a time
Discovery within 5 business days of acceptance
Written report within 3 business days after
5 hours found — or you pay nothing

Applications are reviewed by Markenzy directly. Answer by end of business day, accepted or not.
Your details go to Memetics only. Never sold, never shared with a third party for marketing.