Track 01
You want the diagnosis
Two-minute application, same-business-day answer. 45-minute discovery, written report in 3 business days. 5 reclaimable hours found or you pay nothing.
// CONTACT
Tell me what's leaking.
One form. Goes straight to me, not a queue. If you already know you want the audit, the application is a better door — it's two minutes and it gets a same-business-day answer.
// SEND A MESSAGE
What do you need?
Your details go to Memetics only. Never sold, never shared with a third party for marketing.
// DIRECT
Or skip the form.
PHONE
(407) 791-9785
Call or text during business hours. Outside them, the form is faster — it reaches me the same way.
LOCATION
Orlando / Kissimmee, FL
Central Florida service businesses get on-site discovery. Everyone else runs remote — the work is identical either way.
HOURS
Mon – Fri · 9:00am – 6:00pm ET
Messages sent outside those hours get answered the next business day. Applications for the audit are reviewed the same business day they land.
// FASTEST ROUTES
Know what you want already?
Track 02
You want the website
Home Services only — HVAC, plumbing, roofing, electrical. Send your current URL and I'll run the scrape before the call so we start with your actual brand on screen.